<div> <div align="center"><strong><span lang="EN-US"> </span></strong><strong>諧音誤會</strong></div> </div> <div> </div> <div> <div align="center"><strong><span>昨天早晨特冷，我與朋友去提款機取錢，正好遇見運鈔車來加鈔。</span></strong></div> </div> <div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div align="center"><strong><span>無奈之下只好站在一旁苦苦等候，</span></strong></div> </div> <div> <div align="center"><strong><span>這時<span lang="EN-US">,</span>朋友問我：凍手不？</span></strong></div> </div> </div> <div> <div align="center"><strong><span>我冷冷地回一句：</span></strong><strong><span>凍手</span></strong><strong><span>！</span></strong></div> </div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> <div align="center"><strong><span>結果<span lang="EN-US">,</span>四桿槍瞬間指向俺倆<span lang="EN-US">…</span></span></strong></div> </div> <div> </div> <div> <div> <div align="center"><strong><span>我們被抓送派出所，在路上我們一直沉默，</span></strong></div> </div> <div> <div align="center"><strong><span>後來<span lang="EN-US">,</span>我問朋友：你怎麼不</span></strong><strong><span>開腔</span></strong><strong><span>呢？</span></strong></div> </div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div align="center"><strong><span>結果，八桿槍瞬間指向我倆<span lang="EN-US">…</span></span></strong></div> </div> </div> </div> </div>
